$ whoami
THE TELECOM WRANGLER
"1000 concurrent SIP sessions? Those are rookie numbers."
🔥 WHY IS PROD DOWN
HAProxy 502 again?!
⚡ need more GPUs
PHP 7.2 compat 😤
Redis OOM kill
Stripe webhook 🤔
🔥
🔥
$ tail -f sip.log
[WARN] 503 timeout
[ERR] chan full
[OK] 200 INVITE
[OK] 200 INVITE
[WARN] retry #3
$ htop ██████ 98%
FreeSWITCH
<?php
Route::post('/hook',
[CampaignCtrl,
'processRVM']);
// TODO: fix this
// TODO: fix that
// it works dont touch
Laravel
func main() {
for i := 0; i < 1000; i++ {
go sipCall(ch)
}
// concurrency goes
// brrrrrrrrr
}█
Go SIP Client
┌─ CAMPAIGNS ─┐
│ Active: 847 │
│ Queue: 12.4M │
│ CPS: ████ 94 │
│ Fails: 0.3% │
│ $$$: ▲▲▲▲▲▲ │
└──────────────┘
Metabase
From: client@
"our RVM campaign
needs to go out
RIGHT NOW can you
push 5M drops by
EOD??"
Inbox (347)
Concurrent Sessions
1,000+
"Let me just bump that goroutine pool real quick"
White-Label Brands
∞ (ish)
MCATexts · BestText · Kloudi · [redacted] · ...
Databases Rows
Millions
SELECT * FROM... just kidding, EXPLAIN ANALYZE
Years of Code
18+
Started before Go existed. Still fixing PHP.
PHP
Laravel
Golang
MySQL
Redis
FreeSWITCH
SIP/VoIP
HAProxy
Stripe
Whisper
Founder. Sole Engineer. Sysadmin. DBA. Support Desk.
Dad of two. Husband. South Florida man.
Running an entire telecom empire from a home office
one HAProxy reload at a time.
ATTENTIVE DEVELOPMENT
•
SOCKET SOFTWARE INC